From: De Gay Krant

A gay Dutch magazine released it's list of top ten hottest football stars.

1. Cristiano Ronaldo (so named because Ronald Regan was his father's favorite actor.)
2. Marcus Rosenberg
3. Johnny Heitinga (self-explanitory)
4. Michael Owen
5. Robin van Persie (second Dutch boy in the Top 5... I see a vacation to the Netherlands in the future...)
6. David Beckham
7. Fredrik Ljungberg
8. Kaka
9. Fernando Torres
10. Jan Kromkamp (who deserves to be higher on the list)

Yes. In a list of the hottest football players in the major leagues, 3 were Dutch. Why do I not live there? Oh yes because life hates me.