Frank Lampard CAN score goals, but it's not his JOB to score goals. Therein lies the problem.

If all you've got left are Lampard and Gerrard, you're not going to get the power you need. Crouch? I'm beginning to find him increasinly adorable, but that doesn't win you games.

Under the circumstances, push Lampard up with Crouch, and a defender up with Gerrard, and not play such a defensive game. Go on the attack for once.

Yes, I am now accepting bids from all countries to manage their squads for Euro 2008 and/or (yeah diction errors!) WC 2010 South Africa.